Today I bought pumpkins for the boys. I found one with a great face, but the backside was flat and the stem was broken. It is shaped just like Scottie's head! So I bought it for him. The bagger asked if I wanted to swap it for one without a broken stem and I told him I liked it because of the flat spot. To which he replied--"you want it to look retarded?" And I smiled and said that is exactly right!